So, 2010 draws to a close and before we look back at it how about looking for things that we would have paid money to see? If GLEE can do music mashup's, then why can't I for the silver screen....
The IN-Team
"If you have a problem and no one else can help, maybe you can dream up your own help..."
Leo DiCaprio gets lost in some ex-CIA's mind who wants to bring shame to the US military and his best mate Joseph Gordon-Levitt enlists the help of his uncle Liam Neeson who brings his hardened team into the dream scape for one last mission. He loves it when a dream comes together!
DESPICABLE-MIND
"It's not the last thing to go!"
When a freak accident involving a Pixar plane kills off all the heroes wearing capes, the major super villains decide to see who is the best/worst at ruling the world but aren't ready for the orphanage that opens up right on their Evil Headquarters door step... Saturday Night Live's Steve Carroll and Will Ferrell go head-to-head, with really large foreheads!
DATE NITE & DAY
"Looks and laughter: forever after?"
A bored married couple are forced on the run when they steal a dinner reservation from a rouge secret agent who's trying to save the world and get his leg over some blond he met on a crashing plane. Hilarity ensues... Oh and a huge body count! Strangely Carrell and Fey play the dowdy pair and leave the beauty to Diaz and Cruise.
"If you have a problem and no one else can help, maybe you can dream up your own help..."
Leo DiCaprio gets lost in some ex-CIA's mind who wants to bring shame to the US military and his best mate Joseph Gordon-Levitt enlists the help of his uncle Liam Neeson who brings his hardened team into the dream scape for one last mission. He loves it when a dream comes together!
DESPICABLE-MIND
"It's not the last thing to go!"
When a freak accident involving a Pixar plane kills off all the heroes wearing capes, the major super villains decide to see who is the best/worst at ruling the world but aren't ready for the orphanage that opens up right on their Evil Headquarters door step... Saturday Night Live's Steve Carroll and Will Ferrell go head-to-head, with really large foreheads!
DATE NITE & DAY
"Looks and laughter: forever after?"
A bored married couple are forced on the run when they steal a dinner reservation from a rouge secret agent who's trying to save the world and get his leg over some blond he met on a crashing plane. Hilarity ensues... Oh and a huge body count! Strangely Carrell and Fey play the dowdy pair and leave the beauty to Diaz and Cruise.
A TOWN CALLED THE TOWN
"Fella's...Where ARE we?"
A Boston badboy tries to break away from his criminal past but finds that the new town he moves to has a million bricks stolen and all eyes pointing towards him. Can he prove his innocence before his old crew - Horse, Cowboy and Indian - track him down for one last job? Affleck does everything, including the animation.
SOCIAL SCOTT VS. THE WORLD WEB NETWORK
"You have to lose a million partners to stalk the one"
Social nerd misfit Jesse Cera-Berg loses his mind and retreats into a cyber fantasy world to prove that he can win the girl of his dreams, even though she didn't know he existed until he was mean to her - whilst alienating all that have hurt him before.
THE LAST EX(BENDER)ABLES
Matt Groeing directs the M. Night story of a has-been action robot from the 80's who calls in his pals - Metal Mickey, The Mash get SMASH robots, Twiki - all back together again to fight the elements that are causing them to rust - air, water, fire and such. The writers gave up about the same time I did!
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